engineface's Journal

10:49am: anyone know if those penis pills come in vegetarian

6:39pm:

the way i figure it, theres no better way to not remember halloween than to wake up in a gutter at this festival. i know no one cares about livejournal anymore but whose going

5:26pm: i feel like the rape victim at the capitalist gangbang. or something. i bought a 600 dollar TV and have no money left for beer please donate in ten and twenty dollar bills livejournal sucks i never check this shit anymore im moving to chicago in a week find me in wicker part 1729 beach street or something ill be naked and vomiting

8:00pm: livejournal is pointless, i have nothing to say anymore. i got an apartment in wicker park, its neat. girlfriend is still alive (for now). i work a shit job delivering pizza and dont make any money. i want mushrooms. summer is boring. somebody get me a fake ID. sam needs to get my coat back. i make the best vodka tonic you have ever tasted. i want a picture of me throwing up on a cop car while dressed in a wizard costume for an event that has nothing to do with halloween. thats about it

7:01pm: i crashed my friends car today

i was driving down morgan street and a valet pulled out right infront of me from being parrallel parked, smashed right into him

aparently it was his fault, but i still had to tell her what happened and all that shit. pain in the ass i hate my life right now

plus laura spilled sardines all over me so i smell like a dirty hooker vagina

8:21pm: JULY 17TH BOMB THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS PLAYING IN CHICAGO
thats some hot shit

5:40pm: does anyone remember the night that danny lit that firehydrant on fire infront of my house and we peed on it in order to put it out so the neighbors wouldnt notice a ten foot flame in their yard?

yea my dad told me the other day he tells that story with a little bit of pride, because he found out that setting a firehydrant on fire is a terrorist act.

i prevented a terrorist act, fuck yea. lets set it to orange alert now

drinking starts at 4:00 today. happy holidays assholes

1:33pm: my life is a joke

i just registered for fall classes. i am taking all art classes, my earliest class is at 1:00, and I dont have any class on friday.

its like i dont even go to college. this is a joke. im signing the lease on my apartment in two weeks, i have the entire basement to myself. i can fit a pool table and a hot tub and a kitchen and room for my bed. all in my bedroom. plus i have my own bathroom with marble floors.

im throwing a horse party before they put in the new carpet

2:06am: bored
i made this today

coloring is fun
bored
bored
bored
bored

4:45pm: useless updates that no one including myself gives a shit about

(+) spring break '07 was a huge success and will provide a new role model for how life should be from now on
(+) new girlyfriend who will probably make fun of me for posting on livejournal, especially about her
(+) not so broke anymore
(+) new tattoo idea
(+) new pair of pants
(+) against me show in dekalb was epic

none of this is really news

11:59am: my eyebrow ring was ripped out. it left along with my dignity last night

SPRING BREAK '07!

11:10am: fucking study 20+ hours for a fucking art history exam to get meatspun fucking shit a badger i need a drink

i got into the school of graphic design. so i guess im officially an artist now. which also means consequently that i am going to be even more broke.

edit
Rager Tonight!

Larry arms, Brokedowns, holy roman something or other, as if everyone didnt already know. then subject house! crazy ass party basement sweat punk beer mouth etc. happening. queen covers? ill bring the mescalin

11:20am: SOUTH SIDE IRISH PARADE



i didnt have a camera, this is the only picture that i have of anything. but this shit was fucking crazy. i have never drank so freely infront of so many cops in my life. free beer all day, free train ride, free food, free awesome. everyone come back next year, best time ever

7:17pm: BIG NEWS
drew has a house!
( FUCK YEA )

12:29pm: allow me to amend my last entry by adding the fact that i cracked a rip on my left side from falling out my wardrobe on my birthday when i was wasted trying to put on a banana suit. this was after i spit blood on the cieling but before i blacked out, threw up in the sink and then picked chinese food out of omars garbage, microwaved it, then ate it.

6:51pm: EVERYTHING I OWN IS BROKEN

someone stepped on my Ipod and the screen is cracked and now it doesnt work

i downloaded the new I-tunes on my computer and now everything is fucked up and when i load
certain programs my computer crashes and i get that blue screen coming up

my pro tools stopped working randomly, it says it doesnt recognized my hardware so i cant record anything

the headstock of my acoustic guitar snapped off again

my laptop stopped turning on, i think i need a new battery


my birthday is in three hours. someone send me nice things or something

12:28pm: ok

i survived U of I without being arrested and had an awesome time. started drinking at 945 am, stopped at 4 in the morning around the next day when i hit my head on the refridgerator so hard i almost blacked out. awesome time

my birthday is thursday. i expect many cards and money in the mail

10:47am: edit:I think i may have a small concussion. i fell all the way down the stairs again last night and i still feel a little out of it, and thats not the hangover talking

6:14pm: time for real updates

first off, im driving down to U of I on thursday for unnoficial st patricks day. the likelyhood of arrest is very high. the likelyhood of drinking tickets is almost 100%. the likelyhood of waking up next to a dead animal is off the charts. i will have pictures

second off, I am planning an adventure/road trip across our great state of illinois over my spring break, which is the 23rd to the 1st of april, visiting all of the important college campuses in my wake. I will have a suitcase full of fun times and a trunk full of beer. I just recieved a 300 dollar advance plus the cost of gas money for this adventure. I have two seats left in my car, anyone want in? I will have pictures of this rediculous shit too

third off, i signed up for a sleep study where i have to spend a week (not in a row) in rush university while they monitor my sleep habits, as well as another two weeks at home, and i get paid 800 bucks cash money. fuck yea.

fourth off, someone said they would pay me 100 bucks to shave my head. so ill probly be bald pretty soon.

fifth off, next sunday is south side irish parade. this shit is gonna be more disgusting than last years prom date. I will be throwing up irish pride. in a cop car.

6:28pm: WHERE IS THE CHICAGO MUSIC SCENE? AM I MISSING SOMETHING?

and no rap is not music, that does not count
im in a city of 8 million and i cant find a single person who wants to jam over something that isnt industrial hip hop. what the fuck is happening here

1:08pm: upcoming shows

defiance ohio and leftocer crack @ beat kitchen march 14th
lawrence arms and the brokedowns @ clearwater theater march 16th
hewhocorrupts and grenade vs. freight train @ the subject house march 16th
against me! @ somewhere in dekalb april 5th
dragon force and he is legend @ house of blues april 9th
dillinger four @ house of blues april 27th

whose going?

1:42pm: last.fm might be the greatest website ever made

4:06pm: i just finished a new three string/engineface/whatever you want to call it song, go listen to it!
and tell me how much i should stop trying

www.purevolume.com/threestring

lovedrew

1:04pm: ok so finally some updates of substance

(+)ive been doing a lot of design work and im once i get some cash im going to start making t-shirts for real this time, ill post some designs for purchasing later
(+)i got my lip repierced
(+)i have a date on friday
(-)i have no money for this date
(-)this really fucking annoying kid matt keeps coming into my room day after day and being obnoxious and annoying (even when im sleeping) and needs to die by my hand
(+)this last weekend was AWESOME and this weekend will be no different
(-)i have been horribly sick for weeks and cannot forsee getting any beter anytime soon
(+)this month is national recording month and i have three songs written for face melting rock purposes
(+)old misfits are awesome (pre michale graves esque)
(+)tonight is drinking night
(neutral)i quit smoking pot
(+)i got a new phone and can actually recieve calls and get reception in my building now

thats about it. college is boring. i spent an hour this morning reorganizing my I-tunes because i cant sleep past 8 in the morning anymore for some reason



EDIT
I am getting a HOUSE in pillson in the fall, a land of lawlessness and scarce police presence. its just southwest of the loop. this means i will be throwing massive parties at all hours of the day/night/week. everyones invited. all the time.

EDITX2
these girls put horrible highlights in my hair, i look like an nsync member, then they busted in and took pictures of me naked in the shower and hid the memory card from the camera. what is a drew to do

8:08am: ROBBED! WE WERE ROBBED GODDAMMIT! SOMEONE MAIL GROSSMAN SOME ASBESTOS, FUCKING INTERCEPTION THROWING MOTHERFUCKER FALLS DOWN AND LOSES 10 YARDS TWICE IN A ROW YOU LOST US THE SUPERBOWL I WAS GONNA FLIP CARS ON MICHIGAN AVENUE YOU RUINED IT!

jesus goddamn. they better fire his ass for next season